All posts by Albert Grande

Web Host Nightmare: A True Story

I wish all of my web hosting companies were as good as Hostgator

Let me explain.

All I was trying to do was update my site. I’ve done this hundreds of times before. No problem.

I have a number of sites with different hosting companies. And this particular company is usually pretty good when I have problems. But not this time.

Here was the issue. I could not update my website. I kept getting a server error each time I tried. Frustrating.

I then did what every other web owner does when they have a problem. I contacted customer support. I emailed my request. An autosponder came back with the following message: “Sorry you are having a support issue, we’ll get back to you with-in 48 hours.”

48 hours? Are these guys crazy? I don’t have 48 hours. I want the issue resolved now. Immediately. I didn’t think I was aksing to much… I have an issue and I want it resolved, pronto.

Like right now.

I got on the phone immediately. I spoke to a service tech. He was a nice person, but he said, he couldn’t help me. He had to wait until his boss came in. The issue was to complicated he said.

Hey, I don’t want you to rebuld an entire database: I just want to update my site.

“Sorry”, he said “you are just going to have to wait.”

And so I waited until the boss came in and resolved my problem.

I wish these guys had taken lessons from my favorite web hosting company:
Hostgator

When I have issues, I get a quick resolution. With Hostgator I don’t have to wait. My problems are usually fixed right then and there.

I recommend Hostgator without hesitation or reservation.

Here’s why:

Help with set up
99.9% Uptime Guarantee
CGI, PHP 5, RoR, Perl
MySQL, SSH, SSL, IMAP, POP

Another great reason is C panel. I have been able to set up blogs, forums and data bases, with no problems. And if I do have a problem (hey I usually make my own problems), the support staff is right there to help me out.

The biggest reason why I love Hostgator is because I can set up multiple websites using multiple domains. That alone makes them my webhosting company of choice.

Remember; if you are going to do anything on the Internet, you need to throw out a big net: you need multiple websites and blogs. And Hostgator, will help you do that.

Remember: if you need hosting for your blog or website. And you want multiple sites (believe me, you do!) just contact the best hosing company on the Internet: Hostgator.

You’ll be glad you did.

Best AutoResponder Ever…

If you do anything on the Internet, there are several essential tools. You need to have a domain name, some type of website (or blog) and an AutoResponder. You need a reliable tool that will help manage your list.

You need to have an AutoResponder that has ease of use, and will give you a number of options that you can customize for your needs.

I have tried a number of different systems over the years. There is one that stands out above the pack: Aweber.

Here’s why: It’s easy to create and set up an autoresponder. You can have unlimited autoresponders. That means you easily can have multiple lists for each niche or area that you are marketing.

Aweber has excellent customer support and are very rsponsive to their subscribers.

You can send your email in both text or rich html if you wish. You can also split test your emails, that is send two differnet versions of the same email to the same list to check on conversions. The tools are built right into the system.

Another thing I like is the fact that you can send an rss feed as well as post your emails on-line.

The best feature however is deliverability rates. Aweber prides itself on working closely with ISP’s to make sure your email gets through.

What good is an email or offer to your list if it ends up in a spam folder and never gets read?

Check out some of the latest posts from the Aweber Blog:

If you are thinking about an autoresponder, you need to go to Aweber.

Don’t just take my word for it. Ask anyone who is successful on the Internet. Chances are they are using: Aweber

Be well, stay well.

albert

You Cannot Win, If You Do Not Play…the Story of Promo Dashboard

Hey, I won, again. I’m amazed, shocked and humbled. Really, I can’t believe it. Out of over 100,000 Internet Marketers, I finished in the top 11. Not bad for a Pizza Man / Internet Marketer.

But don’t cut me off, yet. Sure I won. Yeah, I’m happy. But this really is not about me.

It’s about you!

Let me explain…

Recently, Marlon Sanders, Internet Expert and all around good guy, had a contest to promote his new product Promo Dashboard.

Now I own several of Marlon’s Products. Each one is absolutely top notch. I own Affiliate Dashboard as well as Info Product Dashboard. Hey they are both incredible products.

Here was the deal. Here is what Marlon said:
a) FREE Promo Dashboards will be given to the top 5 text entries on the blog.

b) FREE Promo Dashboards will be given to the top 5 VIDEO entries uploaded to YouTube.

Marlon told us he emailed the contest out to over 100,000 people on his list. 100,000!. But, then he said, he was amazed, that no-one had made a YouTube video. No one!

That got me motivated! Hey I thought, I can make a YouTube Video. So I turned on my camera and explained why I wanted to win Promo Dashboard.
(You can see my video right here in this blog. It’s a couple of posts down.)

You can see the results of the contest by going to Marlon’s Blog . Look for the post that says: August 5 And the Winners Are…

But as I said, this post is not about me, or even about winning.

It’s about You! And its about playing. Because in order to win…you have to play.

Think about it: am I kidding myself that I am in the top 11 of 100,000 Internet Marketers? No way! Of course not.

Was my video that good? Abosolutely not! It was simple and cheesy.

The only way I won, the only way: was that I entered. I tried, and I went for it.

The only reason, I won was that 999,993 Internet Marketers, did not make a video and post it on YouTube. They decided to not go for it! Think about it. I really won by default! But I’ll take it!

And hopefully, you can learn a lesson from my good fortune…

So remember that next time you are faced with a choice: are you going to try? Will you throw your hat in the ring? The most powerful words in Internet Marketing (and life) are: I will do it!

This is really about you: the next time you are faced with a choice, just go for it!

I went for it, and I’m very glad I did.

You cannot win, if you do not play…

So play my friend, play!

Just go for it!

See Promo Dashboard right here.

And check out this video, here:

Learn to Promote in Three Easy Steps.

Stay well and Do it!

albert

How to be a Producer and a Promoter Of Info Products

I wanted to share some recent thoughs from my friend Marlon Sanders.
Read on:

Here is a quick link:
http://www.albertgrande.com/promo.html

How to Go From Being A Consumer Of Internet Marketing
Info Products To Being A Producer And A Promoter Of
Products, Which Is Where The Action And The Money Is

By Marlon Sanders

Today’s the day, you know.

The day the magic bullet ends.

I’m not here to sugar coat things.

To candy coat his business and sell you sandcastles, dreams
and illusions of an easy life that doesn’t exist.

Here’s the truth:

The money is in producing and promoting products, NOT in
consuming “how to” info products.

Having said that, last year I spent $37,500 consuming ebooks,
courses, teleseminars and so forth on marketing.

In other words, I AM a consumer.

But dominantly, I’m a producer and a promoter of products.
My job in life is to come up with new products that create
value for my customers and to promote them to the best of
my ability within the time and money constraints I decide
on.

“Marlon, I have SPENT a small fortune. I have BEEN in
coaching programs. I have BOUGHT the course. How come I’m
NOT making any dough?”

Answer: You’re consuming. But are you PRODUCING and PROMOTING?
And are you doing it more than ONCE? Are you out there playing
the Game every day?

Let me explain…

The problem I see a lot of people have is they consume,
consume, consume. But NEVER cross the bridge to creating,
producing and promoting.

Fundamentally, you ARE a creator. It’s a law of life. You
don’t get money from others until you create or possess
some sort of value they want and are willing to exchange
for.

The thing that STOPS a lot of people from becoming a producer
and a promoter is FEAR of getting it WRONG! You want it
all to be perfect, to be right, to NOT make mistakes.

Well, you can throw that out the door right now.

No matter how many courses you buy, you WILL make mistakes,
you WILL waste time, you WILL waste money. Then why do I
buy info products? Because I hate learning curves.

I hate figuring things out the hard way. I like doing it
the easy way.

But people get stuck there also. This program sounds good.
Then the next one sounds better or even more perfect.

Let me tell you what I’ve found — there’s often a difference
between what is SAID and what is DONE. Meaning, people tell
YOU to do one thing while they DO something else.

You’ll notice most Internet marketing teachers DO things
in their promotions they don’t teach. That’s because they
feel they need to 1-up their customers.

They need to have audio tricks, podcasts tricks, video tricks
that are PROOF they have superior knowledge and skill.

When you go, “Wow, that was cool! How did they do that?”
When you say that, you can pretty much bet you’ll never find
out.

I have an issue with that. If I pay you to show me then you show
me something entirely different, yeah, I have a problem with that.
Show it, reveal it, teach it or shut the (#_$ up!

I see a LOT of teachers who have huge, massive results. Which is
totally awesome. And their products are great theory. But they
NEVER reveal their secrets. They never really teach YOU how to
do exactly what THEY do.

They have the cool pdf’s. They have the cool videos. They have the
trick blog graphics. Their video streams perfectly. They have
hotshot designers. They have awesome video editors. They have great
writers.

But they never tell you WHO these people are. Or HOW to create the
PDF graphics. Or how much they PAY the writers or video editors.
Or where and HOW they hired them and HOW specifically they manage
them.

Personally, I think it’s a crock. They teach one thing and DO
another. And everybody acts like it’s all so great what they’re
teaching. Don’t you WONDER exactly how they get their PDF’s
distributed by everyone under the sun? Or how much they paid to
get that video edited. Or WHO did those killer graphics? Or
what the squeeze page really LOOKS like that built that 100,000
list?

Or whatever the case may be. I’m just saying I think you deserve
more.

Anyway, my goal is to “out” many of these methods. At least the
ones that have to do with promoting. You know, some of the real
tricks about how you do the cool podcasts, videos, pdf’s, etc.

You know those trick PDF’s you see with cool graphics? They’re
probably done in Adobe In Design. But you can ALSO do them in
Power Point or Photoshop Elements if you know how.

You know those totally cool video effects? Probably done in Adobe
After Effects. Which is not too hard a program to learn, although
it isn’t for newbies.

I think the test of a guru is NOT how tricked out THEIR list, PDF’s
or whatever is. It’s do they empower YOU to go and do thou
likewise?

Or are they just building their own little kingdom and keep the
secrets to themselves? Like HOW do you get trick graphics like that
on your blog? Who did them and how much did you pay?

Or HOW do you shoot video that looks that good? Or how did you get
those cool graphics on there? Where did you buy those sound
effects?

Now WHAT did that squeeze page look like exactly and HOW exactly
did you get those 200,000 emails on your list?

Whose empowering whom?

Who is performing MAGIC TRICKS and illusions, CHARGING you for the
secrets then NOT taking you back stage and teaching you some lame
basic sleight of hand trick?

This is about YOU.

I want to encourage and empower YOU to become a creator, producer
and promoter.

I want YOU to have cool pdf’s, cool videos, cool podcasts, cool
web graphics. I want YOU to build that nice cash cow list.

Can you TALK? If you can, start doing podcasts as soon as you
can, even if no one is listening. At least you can post your
podcasts on your blog and send them out to podcast directories.

Create and send audio postcards to whatever list you have.

Don’t have a list? Create AUDIO something or the others that
you GIVE away on a squeeze page to GET subscribers.

Can you WRITE?

Then get busy. Spend 30 minutes or 1 hour a day writing. “But
Marlon, I can’t type!” I just talked last weekend to a best-selling
author with many books who types with TWO fingers! No bull.

So if you can write, get your blog up and start doing posts.
Write emails and sends them to your list. Don’t have a list? Write
a free report, promote it and you’ll HAVE a list.

Now, if you can’t write and can’t talk, you better get a business
partner or get REALLY good bidding out jobs on elance.com!

Here’s my simple point:

You’ve gotta find ways to COMMUNICATE with your target audience
and get it going. You get better by DOING. Become a compulsive
DOER. You’ve got to add DOING to your LEARNING.

And the first step to doing that is to get over the fear of NOT
doing it right! The way you DO it right is by getting started
and DOING. Then, when you get stuck or make mistakes go back to
your info products and get help. Or go to a forum and get help.

The money in this business is made by creating, producing and
promoting.

You ARE a creator by design. If you have kids, you’re a creator.
If you sing or speak or write, you’re a creator.

Your creations do NOT have to be perfect. Few are.

They DO have to be something others want to exchange money for!
That’s the criteria. Will others PAY for your creations? If
not, get better at it or create something else. And get better
at the promoting of your creations.

The best artist does NOT make the most money. The best promoter
makes the most money.

Now, a LOT of Internet marketing includes web design. You need
PAGES on the web. Those pages have TWO things — design and COPY.

If you can ONLY learn ONE, learn to WRITE COPY! But I’d advise
you to get decent at both. It gets really frustrating if you can’t
do any web design yourself.

But it gets really EXPENSIVE if you can’t write any copy yourself.

I love graphic design. I really enjoy mucking around with Photoshop,
even though I’m not that good at it.

What I AM good at is writing copy.

So if you can ONLY learn one skill, learn to write copy. Or, if
you can’t write good, learn to sell on TELESEMINARS. Good enough.
Lots of people in this business make great livings pitching products
via teleseminars.

My friend, this is NOT a complicated business in terms of strategy.

1. You target people who are likely to buy and have the money to
buy.

2. You offer them something VERY appealing for free to get them to
identify themselves as potential buyers.

3. You make an irresistible OFFER to get them as a first time
customer and build trust.

4. You SELL them more by sending emails that sends them to podcasts,
video, screen video, webinars or teleseminars.

Let’s be honest…

The FUN part of this business is learning.

The DOING part gets frustrating. It’s a technology business.
Servers go down. Autoresponders muck up. Software NEVER integrates
like it’s supposed to.

There’s a learning curve anytime you wanna do something new.

But THAT is where the money is also.

What I do for money pretty much is remove the learning curve. Take
the pain out of the learning curve.

Anytime there’s pain, there’s money.

But the money is in being a PRODUCER and a PROMOTER.

The challenge is to overcome the PAIN of things not working, of
NOT knowing which product to produce or hot button to put in the
headline or email to write.

And you’ll NEVER know for sure. Gurus don’t know. Don’t kid yourself.
They ACT all certain because people want to buy CERTAINTY.

But they aren’t certain.

There ARE no definitive answers. NONE! Business and life isn’t a
connect-the-dots affair. It’s not the real world.

Real world is you struggle with decisions. Real world is you aren’t
sure. Real world is 7 things don’t work and 3 DO work.

And if you never do the 7 the don’t work, you’ll never find the 3
that do.

Go here now:
http://www.albertgrande.com/promo.html

Most people struggle under the illusion that gurus make all 10
things work.

Wrong.

Don’t care who the person is. The law of life is 7 things don’t work
and 3 things do. I could cite research done on something like 10,000
projects or experiments that validate this.

To sum up:

1. The money is in producing and promoting, not consuming
2. Consuming helps you shortcut learning curves
3. You’ll make mistakes and get it wrong. Live with it
4. You’ll never be certain
5. When you ARE certain, the rules change
6. You have to try 10 things to find the 3 that work

The people who succeed overcome the pain of doing.

That’s the BIG secret.

They execute. Period. End of story. They do 10 things for everyone
else’s 1 thing. But that’s also where the THRILL is. There’s a
certain THRILL in the doing. A certain adrenalin. A certain
excitement.

You don’t get that sitting on the sidelines. You get THAT playing
the game. You gotta get IN the game and PLAY the game to win.

You get IN the game the moment you start producing and promoting.
And at first, you’ll probably do it wrong. You’ll get it wrong.
You’ll choose a bad target market or a dumb product idea.

It’s just the way the game works.

You get BETTER at the game by playing. You can READ chess books all
you want. But you’ll NEVER be a great chess player till you pick up
a board and get your king captured and you kick yourself over making
a dumb move.

The thrill, the excitement is in the PLAYING. And also the mistakes,
the pain, the learning. You don’t get one without the other.

Now, my new Promo Dashboard takes as much as the learning curve out
of the way as I could. It helps you avoid as much of the pain as
possible.

The purpose of the Dashboards is to HELP you execute. There’s still
holes or things we overlooked. I try to cover everything. But
there’s always something you forgot or didn’t put in.

You’ll still screw up or get stuck on this or that. I’m gonna have
a 60-day forum on Promo Dashboard to help out some.

Yet, this is the process. This is life. It’s not all connect-the-
dots.

It’s more like “be uncertain, not know, do anyway, make mistakes,
do more, some works, do more of that.”

That’s reality.

The thing that gets you buy is passion and a love for what you
do. If you don’t love it, if you aren’t passionate about it, you
have a long row to hoe.

If you produce and promote like crazy in this business, sooner or
later, the tide will turn your way.

That is what I believe.

Marlon

P.S. I meet people on seminars, get a lot of blog posts, etc.
from people who say, “Marlon, I loved this or that Dashboard or
I loved Amazing Formula or used Push Button Letters.”

Or, “I saw you at the seminar and boy were you funny!”

And I love positive feedback. But if you really wanna put a smile
on my face, then this is it: “Marlon, you gave me that push I
needed to make the transition from being a consumer to a producer
and a promoter. Here’s what I’m producing or promoting TODAY!”

I didn’t say you had to make a zillion or whatever. But that you
get it and that you’re producing and promoting, THAT is the thing.
If you do that, then LEARN and increase your skill, do it and do
it and get better at it …..

See, THEN the bux come.

THEN, your ship comes in.

A lot of people want a magic wand they wave and money comes in
the door. They want a magic bullet. The magic system that
can’t fail.

My friend, there isn’t one. Stop looking. Seriously.

The magic is in YOU taking action, and producing and promoting.
THAT is when the good things happen.

As soon as you get a system up and running, you can HIRE people
to run it for you like I do.

That is when the “lifestyle” kicks in. That’s when the “lazy”
part kicks in.

But you gotta get in the Game and get things running first.
THEN you hire people and farm out your systems.

That’s how I’ve not worked a lot in years. I got a system
up and running and then hired virtual assistants and recently
a few employees.

———————————————————–
Marlon Sanders is the author of “The Promo Dashboard.”
If you want to see it, go to promodashboard.com.
http://www.albertgrande.com/promo.html

Promo Dashboard Revealed…

Marlon Sander’s put the word out: he’s got a new product called Promo Dashboard.

It’s all about conversions and getting your product out in front of hungry buyers. It allows you to target your market, create an offer and then turbo charge your conversions.

If anyone can pull this off, Marlon Sanders can.

Here’s some great news: he giving away 10 copies. All you have to do is post a comment on his blog or create a simple video and upload it to YouTube.

You can find out all this contest, at this link:

Promo Dashboard.

Here is the video I made about Promo Dashboard:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYEPtGGWYg[/youtube]

Remember, you cannot win, unless you play. All you need to do is post a comment here:

Promo Dashboard.

Laugh as much as you can….

Albert Grande
Bimwah-In-Training

Got Your Mojo Working?

Hey everybody has mojo, but not everybody is working their mojo

Your mojo is who you are. It is the essence of you. It is your heart and soul. It defines you.

To really be in touch with your mojo you need to be true to yourself. You need to be real.

Your mojo comes through in your day to day activities with everyone you come in contact with.

Your mojo is your own personal power. It can move mountains and change lives.

But you need to get in touch with that mojo. Once you get your mojo working you will be unstoppable. Unbeatable. An irresitible force.

I got my mojo working. Get your own mojo working. Yes you can.

Let me share with you a little gem I discovered on YouTube. It’s the original mojo man himself: Muddy Waters.

I was fortunate to see Muddy play several times. Each performance was memorable and packed with energy. Each time I saw him, he was playing in small bars and venues. His presence was still incredible. you might have though he was palying for 10,000 people. Muddy oozed the blues. Muddy lived in the House of Blues. Muddy was the blues.

This is one of the most moving clips I have ever seen, recorded at the Newport
Jazz Festival
, Newport, Rhode Island in 1960. Muddy comes out and does the tune. The second part of the clip is when he comes back for an encore…incredible!

One of my favorite performances was Muddy singing: I’m A Man, for the Last Waltz. The last waltz was an eclectic collection of musicians put together by The Band on Thanksgiving, 1976. The entire festivities was put together by Bill Graham and filmed by Martin Scorsese.

Respectfully submitted,
Albert Grande
Mojo Man in Training
How to Remodel your Kitchen
How to Make Pizza, Eat Pizza, Love Pizza
All of Hawaii’s Secrets

A Little Reasearch Saved Me $267

I love my video camera. It’s a Sony that is 5 years old. I’ve made lots of videos. I’ve even posted some.
Check some of them out here.
(FYI: Here’s a YouTube video I made with my camera: with 50,000 views by the time you read this!)

I recently noticed that there was something wrong with the camera. A yellow band of blur was showing up in my videos. I had video camera issues, no doubt about it.

I immediately checked different websites to see what kind of support I could get to fix my sick camera. The Sony website explained there was a minimum charge of $267 to fix my camera. I figured after 5 years, it was definitley out of warranty.

Wow, I thought $267? Was it worth it? I was unsure…

I decided to google my camera model number. I found several forums that were discussing issues with my camera.

As I read the posts, I was gettng more depressed by the minute. All of the posts said the same thing: there were bugs with the camera, and there was little that could be done about it. Oh well…

One person suggested calling Sony directly. They said they had been successful in getting their camera fixed for no charge. They even gave a phone number.

Long story short: I called Sony and gave the model number. The support guy said “No problem. We’ll fix it for free and we’ll pay all shipping.”

Obviously, I thought, there have been a number of issues with this camera….

My shippinng label was emailed to me. I put it in a box and took it to the UPS store. I’m as happy as a clam…hopefully, I’ll get my camera back soon and I can start making some more videos. And best of all it didn’t cost me a dime.

So a simple web search saved me over $267.00 and I got my camera fixed, free of charge! Yeah!

Afterthought: I always fill out a registration form everytime I buy anything. I certainly did this when I bought my video camera.
How come if Sony knew there were isssues with this camera, they never contacted me… I’ll still fill out that product registration card next time I make a purchase, even though it’s probably just a waste of time.

Not making videos, yet…

albert

P.S. Here are some sites that are definitely not a waste of time. As a matter of fact you can find lots of valuable stuff:

Traffic Secrets Giveaway: win a copy of John Reese’s incredible Traffic Secrets 2 Product

Viral Marketing Giveaway All of the tools you need to succeed, for free.

Best Viral Video Ever…

Many thanks to Ken McArthur, for sharing this incredible video.

I’m not sure what technology was used. I don’t know how it happened, but Albert Grande, may be the next candidate for president.

You really need to check out the Channel 3 News. This is going to be huge…

I laughed out loud. I was amazed.  Then I laughed again! And you will, too!

This was incredibly easy to create and distribute.

Now go out and declare your own candidacy…

This video is going to be the biggest thing on or off the Internet….

For an Internet Marketer, the implications are staggering. I predict this video will be talked about by the water cooler set, in class, on the playground, at parties and anywhere else people meet.

Thanks Ken, you really made my day!

Albert Grande
PS:
Here’s a little viral stuff of my own. I’ll see if this works. Its called the redirect generator…
I just released a simple piece of software.
As a matter of fact, I used the software to create these links….
See it in action! You can get it for free at the following links… I decided to give it away for free at these sites:
http://www.albertgrande.com/imgifts.html

or
http://www.albertgrande.com/viral12.html

Robert Cialdini, the Author of Influence: Speaks Out

When Warren Whitlock speaks I listen. Waren is a mover, a shaker, a play-maker. He always seems to be at the right place at the right time. I’m sure that’s no accident. Warren knows.

He recently posted a link to an audio of one of my very favorite marketing authors, Robert Cialdini. Cialdini wrote the now classic, Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion. This book is a must read for everyone who who is in any kind of business. The book contains so much useful information, it really should be mandatory reading for anyone interested in marketing on line and off.

Mitch Axlerod, conducts the interview. Mitch calls Dr. Cialdini, the God Father of Ethical Persuasion.This is an extremely rare interview. I urge you to head right over to Mitch’s Blog and download the Caildini Interview, here.

The conversation is an eye opener. Dr. Caildini also discusses his latest book.

Thanks, Warren, thanks Mitch, and thanks Dr. Cialdini. This is great information!