Fastest Way to Make Money On-Line…

If you really want to be a success and make money:
you need to hang out, and listen to, people that are making money.

I’m going to share with you, one of my favorite Internet Marketers, Joel Comm.
Believe me, Joel Comm makes money.

So the formula is: 1) register a domain 2) throw up a web site 3) make lots of money…right?

Of course not!

Joel gives great advice in order for you to be a success on line.
Let’s listen in and learn:

Here are a couple of places you can go to get started:

If you want to make money with products you need to go to:
Extreme PLR Makeover.

If you want to be part of a supportive community of Internet Marketers, go to: Surefire Success System. This website will teach you to make money.

Be well. Stay well. Laugh often.

Albert Grande

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Russian Omelette: A Most Dangerous Game

True story:

My friend Bob was an amazing character, musician, shaman, mentor, teacher, psychologist and a close friend. He was always trying to outdo himself.

One Christmas he stood outside of our house with his trumpet, unannounced. We could hear him playing Christmas carols. We opened the door and he marched in improvising jazz riffs based on traditional Christmas music. He marched up the stairs without saying a word and kept playing. He stayed for a few minutes trumpet to his lips, making sweet sounds.

He then marched down the back stairs, still playing, and left. We could hear the sounds of the trumpet in the distance as he walked home through the woods. That was Bob.  Always making simple events, incredible. You get the picture.

One Easter Morning, he hopped in my room, wearing a bunny suit. He threw a party invitation on my bed, and hopped away.

 The invitation stated, we were invited to his house, for an Easter Brunch. After breakfast we were going to play Russian Omelette.

Russian Omelette,” I thought, “what’s that?”

After an incredible gourmet brunch, Bob explained it was time to play the game. 

He produced a carton of eggs and opened it as he explained: “Russian Omelette is very similar to Russian Roulette. Instead of using a gun, we are going to use eggs.”

Everyone around the table was speechless.

“All of the eggs in this carton are hard boiled, except one. One of the eggs is raw.  We will pass this carton around the table. When the carton is in front of you, you will place an egg on top of your head and then smash it down with your hand. ”

The carton of eggs was passed around. There was tension and dread as each person in turn took an egg and smashed it down on their head.

Hard boiled egg after hard boiled egg was smashed on each head.

Fiinally, there was one egg left and the egg carton was placed in front of one person: me.

I hesitantly placed the egg on top of my head. I was sweating. I was nervous. I didn’t want to get egg all over my face.

Before I could react, someone hit my hand pressing the egg with great force, then…

nothing happened.

All the eggs were hardboiled. Bob had scammed us.

I learned an important lesson in life that day. Sometimes the anticiaption of dread can be worse than the actual event you are dreading. And sometimes, the anticipation of something great can be better than actually getting it. How true.

Now every Easter, I reflect on on Bob and our memorable game of Russian Omelette. And I remember the lesson I learned.

Thanks Bob. Thanks for a wonderful lesson in life. I miss you.

Albert Grande

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My $41 Million Dollar Letter (and Yours, too)

I got a letter from the IRS, last week. Believe me, I only like letters from the IRS, when there is a check inside. This letter did not contain a check.

“Dear Taxpayer…” the letter said.

I was sweating. I was in a panic. I felt faint. I thought I had paid my taxes. I had all of my receipts and cancelled checks. I had declared all of my income from Google (adsense), Amazon, Clickbank as well as countless other affiliate programs I belong to. All of my other products I sold through Paypal  had been declared. My 1099’s were an open book.

I was expecting to find an audit had already been scheduled.
I read on…

Wait a minute: the IRS was sending me money. Great I thought. Finally, I’m getting some cash. $600 if I was single or $1,200 if I was married. Alright, I’m getting $1,200.

Sounded like a wonderful idea, I thought, at the time.

Then, I discovered, my IRS letter went out to every single taxpayer in the U.S. to the tune of $41,000,000.  You read that correctly: $41,000,000.

A $41,000,000 letter telling me the check was in the mail.

Now, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but $41,000,000 is not pocket change.

How many hungry people could that money have fed? How many homeless shelters or homes could have been built? How much could have gone to cancer research? Aids research? Or other worthwhile projects.

How many jobs could that money have created? The IRS could have paid people to call up taxpayers to explain they had a check coming. Heck, I would have called a couple of hundred people myself, if the price was right.

My friends at the Motley Fool have their own spin on this issue. You can read the story here.

Maybe its just me, but, the IRS, could have found a better way to spend the money. They could have easily,  just put the letter in the same envelope as the check, I will be getting.

At least then, I wouldn’t have been so nervous when the letter came. Or as angry when I found out their letter wasted $41,000,000 that could have been spent on something worthwhile.

Happy Spending,

Albert Grande

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Phishing Scams – Don’t Get Fooled (Like I Did)

I never thought it would happen to me. I’m just to careful. I don’t open e-mail attachments.  I never take chances. But, I did become the victim of a phishing scam and it wasn’t pretty. Let me explain.

According to Wikipedia: “In computing, phishing is a criminal activity using social engineering techniques. Phishers attempt to fraudulently acquire sensitive information, such as usernames, passwords and credit card details, by masquerading as a trustworthy entity in an electronic communication.”

I should have known better…I never fall for those phishing scams…well almost never…

You know what I’m talking about- you get an email from Paypal, ebay or your bank. The email looks genuine. All of the familiar graphics are there on the page. It looks exactly like the real website. How was I to know I was being set up for a scam…

Here’s what happened: I had just completed an auction at eBay. A very successful auction. eBay immediately sent me an email. At least I thought it was from eBay…. The email said I owed money from my auction. They said I needed to pay immediately or my account would be suspended.

I certainly didn’t want my account suspended, I wanted to pay. I looked at the email and I clicked where it said to click.

I filled in my user name and password, just like I always do when I log onto eBay. Then nothing happened. Wow, I thought. Strange. Maybe just an Internet glitch. It happens all the time. I opened a new window and manually typed in the eBay address. As soon as I logged onto the “real” eBay, I realized, I had been scammed.

I immediately changed my password. Then I logged onto Paypal and changed that password. I narrowly averted disaster. I learned my lesson, again. Don’t fall for Phishing scams.

If you ever get an email from anyone, asking you to log into your account from a link in the email: DON’T DO IT!

Log into your account from a different browser window and manually type in the address. Be careful out there. The bad guys are counting on you to take the easy way, and click on the link. Just like I did. If you get such a message, delete it immediately. If the email says it’s from Paypal or eBay you can forward it to them at this address:

 spoof@payal.com

spoof@ebay.com

The Anti-Phishing work group has some great advice: Be suspicious of any email with urgent requests for personal financial information

Don’t use the links in an email, instant message, or chat to get to any web page if you suspect the message might not be authentic or you don’t know the sender or user’s handle

Avoid filling out forms in email messages that ask for personal financial information

Always ensure that you’re using a secure website when submitting credit card or other sensitive information via your Web browser

You can find other great advice on what to do about phishing scams by going to:

Anti-Phishing work group http://www.antiphishing.org/ Remember: Let’s be careful out there. You are one click away from being scammed.. 

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Oh No…Comics for the Online Marketer

      My friend just sent me this link 
Marketing Comics
 and it cracked me up. As an Internet Marketing, you may feel like nobody outside your online buddies understand exactly what you do all day at home. And, sometimes you feel a bit like an alien trying to tell people stories about your day-to-day life.
     
      Well, Jimmy D. Brown hit a home run. He’s created 15 comics about what it’s like to be an Internet Marketer. Some will make you laugh out loud and some will make you groan, but all are worth taking a minute to peek at.
     
      Totally free and totally funny.
     
      Check them out here:
Marketing Comics

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Info-Product Dashboard Review by Albert Grande

Marlon Sanders starts out by asking you: Do you want to trade your time for money or do you want to trade products for money? He’s talking about his newest creation:  
Info-Product Dashboard.

 The wacky Sanders is answering his own question. Of course we would rather trade products for money. Tell us how?

 Info-product Dashboard

 He does just that with his Info-Product Dashboard. The guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s created at least 40-50 products himself over the years.

As I reviewed the product I asked myself the same question whenever I buy anything: what is the Return on Investment (ROI). Can I at least get my money back if I use the product.

The answer is a resounding: yes. I made the purchase and have had time to give it a test drive. I endorse Info-Product Dashboard without hesitation. I will get my money’s worth out of this system.

I call it a system because that is what it is. Info-Product Dashboard is a step by step system of product creation as well as product promotion. He really has taken all of the guess work out of creating your own product. 

This product is a good one if you are motivated and are willing to spend some time doing research and following the steps.

 A word of caution: if you think you will not have to do any work and watch the dollars roll in, this product is not for you.

If you are motivated to succeed, can follow directions and most importantly do not give up, this product is your answer.

Personally, I have promoted many different affiliate products. Creating and selling your own products is truly special. Once you create your own products, it takes Internet Marketing to another level.

I give Info-Product Dashboard, two thumbs up. Marlon Sanders hit a grand-slam with this one.

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My Ultimate Pizza Secret…

Really, there is no secret: if you want to make great pizza, it all starts with the dough.
If you want great pizza you need a great pizza dough.

I have a simple step by step pizza dough recipe. I won’t pretend this is the best pizza recipe, but it is very good and very easy.  Anybody can make pizza. I give away my pizza dough recipe for anyone that signs up for my newletter: Pizza News. Sigh up here.

This dough recipe makes making pizza as easy as pie.  

Here is my pizza dough video:

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The Pizza Therapy Pizza Book. Makes making pizza as easy as pie. Make your own incredible pizza. Claim your copy today.

Pizza is at the center of the universe. Pizza is the universal truth. Learn to make pizza. Your friends will praise you. Your kids will love you. You will get more dates than you ever thought possible.

The Pizza Therapy Pizza Book. for you, right now.

pizza on earth, good will to all,

Albert Grande
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Do You Really Know Where You Are Going?

My mom sent the following to me. I wish I could take credit for it, but I can’t. It is a great story. Read on:

In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina,
invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in
his honor.

Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he
struggles with Parkinson’s disease.  But the Charlotte
leaders said, “We don’t  expect a major address. Just
come and let us honor you.”
So he agreed.

After wonderful things were said about him, Dr.  Graham
stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, “I’m reminded today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time magazine as the
Man of the Century.  

 Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger.   When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket.  He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser
pockets.  It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it.  Then he looked in the seat beside him.  
He still couldn’t find it.

The conductor said, “Dr.  Einstein, I know who you are.  We all know who you are.  I’m sure you bought a ticket.  Don’t worry about it.” Einstein nodded appreciatively.  The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets.  As he was ready to
move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his
seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, “Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are.  No problem.  You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.”

Einstein looked at him and said, “Young man, I too, know who I am.  What I don’t know is where I’m going.'”

Having said that Billy Graham continued, “See the suit I’m wearing?
It’s a brand new suit.  My wife, my children, and my grandchildren are telling me I’ve gotten a little slovenly in my old age.  I used to be a bit more fastidious.  So I went
out and bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion.

You know what that occasion is?  This is the suit in which I’ll be buried.  But when you hear I’m dead, I don’t want you to immediately remember the suit I’m wearing.  I want
you to remember this:

I not only know who I am .. I also know where I’m going.”

May your troubles be less, your blessings more, 
 and may nothing but happiness, come through your door.

Be well, stay well. Know where you are going.

Sincerely,

Albert Grande
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Jeremy and Simon: Internet Madmen Who Are Successful…

Jeremy Gislason and Simon Hodgkinson are dangerous. They are brilliant marketers. They do make money. However, they are always putting themselves out on the edge. They walk a fine line. But somehow, they continue to land on their feet.

If you want to be successful, you need to be around successful people. Jeremy and Simon are successful. They define success in Internet marketing.

Take the latest site they recently launched:  Internet Millionaire.

These guys are not strangers to creating membership sites. They are the brain trust behind Marketing Main Event I, II and III websites. This program sold for hundreds and hundreds of dollars. To their credit, they put a cap on the amount of members they allowed in. They easily could have sold more. They refused to dilute the product.

Now they have launched, Internet Millionaire. When you become a member you’ll discover everything Jeremy & Simon know about building online businesses and marketing with membership sites.

Right now you can get access at no cost:

> > > 100% FREE! < < <

Just go here:

Internet Millionaire.

Lots of free content available and tons more content, such as a forum and JV Network if you decide to upgrade…For me upgrading was a must. However you can still get a ton of content at zero cost.

Make sure you sign up now, while there is no cost. Jeremy and Simon could easily charge for this website. Like I said, they are dangerous. So make sure you get over there now.

To get your FREE membership just head
over to this link now:

Internet Millionaire.
To Your Success!

pizza on earth, good will to all!
Albert Grande
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Have You Seen This Incredible Video Yet?

Albert Grande here, and I have a quick question for you.
What is the best gift to give an Internet marketer
like yourself?

When I was growing up, people would sometimes give me
a card with money in it. That was always nice, but the
problem was… after I’d spend it, I’d be broke again.
I think a better gift for people like us is the gift
of learning how to make more money on our own, so we
can replace the money we spend.

The good news is… I’m about to give you a gift that
will do just that! This gift (if you use it) is a
sure-fire way to make you more money right away, and
for the rest of your online marketing career. In fact,
you’ll benefit from this gift every single time you
write an email.

What is this incredible thing that I’m about to give you?

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If you’re in a hurry, just go ahead and take a look at
this web page to see what I’m talking about in this
email.

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It’s a special, high-quality video tutorial that will
walk you through the process of creating killer email
promotions that get people to buy whatever you’re
selling. Would it be valuable for you to have the
skill of writing emails that get people to spend money?

You bet it would!

The video is priced at $197, but I’m able to give it
to you without spending a dime thanks to a special
deal I worked out with my friend Michael Rasmussen.

Who is Michael Rasmussen? He’s one of the world’s top
super affiliates in Internet marketing. Every time he
promotes a product, he makes a TON of money for both
himself and the product developer.

A lot of people will say that’s because he’s got a big
list, but that’s only half true. There are other
marketers who have email lists larger than him that
can’t even come close to the amount of sales he
generates with a single email.

Why is that?

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BECAUSE MICHAEL HAS FIGURED OUT THE “FORMULA” TO
WRITING KILLER EMAILS THAT GET PEOPLE TO BUY!
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And the best part? He wants to teach you how to do the
same for free! He created an amazing set of online
video tutorials called Email Promos Exposed, and
instead of charging the $197 that the course is worth,
he’s GIVING IT AWAY!

Why? Because Michael realizes that you may not have
heard of him before, and so he wants to prove himself
to you by giving you some of his best material up
front.

He’s prepared a short video presentation for you to
show you all the free stuff you’re about to get. The
video will only be up for a few days, so go ahead and
watch it now. Here’s the URL:

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ONE LAST THING
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In the video, Michael will mention a special OTO that
you can buy if you’d like. That part is completely
optional, and either way you’ll still get Email Promos
Exposed for free.

I wanted to mention it ahead of time, so that you know
what to expect. The products included in the OTO are
an incredible value all by themselves, but Michael has
done something even better. He is giving my readers an
EXTRA goodie that other people cannot get!

Go ahead and watch this short video, so you can see
what the bonus is (hint… it’s a DVD). Whether or not
you decide this is for you, make sure you get your
hands on the Email Promos Exposed videos right away.
Remember, they’re free, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

Here’s the URL one last time:

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Albert Grande

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